Do Ladka Ladki….. aha! |
Boy: Can I tuoch u r
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Jeeto goes 2 repair umbrella... The man said: Upar ka kapda nikalna padega, Neeche se danda dalna padega. Jeeto: Kuch bhi karo but pani andar nahi ana chahiye. |
PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married, His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night. She said he stood behind the bed & said "AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI" |
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He: andar gaya, she: ha! Gaya, he: dukha kya, she: zarabhi nahi, He: aur ek baar, she: ab isme dalo, he: aacha laga, she: ha bahut. He: ok, madam ka sandle pack karo. |
Pehle kiss karo... phir bister per letao... phir dono tangein uper kar k.... thora saa neeche ho kar dhekho... ager BABY ne SUSU kiya hai to... uska Diaper change kardo...... |
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Lakh daba lo. Lakh hila lo, Lakh ghuma lo, Lakh manaa lo..... Lekin SüSü ki aakhiri Bund chaddi me hi giregi. |
What is the best family planning slogan on
a municipal bus? A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye. |
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Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga". |
Girls hostel mein light chali gayi to
ladkiyan chillayeen "kisi admi Ko bulao"... Warden boli "bahut rat ho gayi hai, mombatti se kam chalao" |
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How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling, I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of Mine Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later. |
Girls have stupid specialty! They get WET without BATH, They BLEED without INJURY, They give MILK without eating GRASS, and make BONLESS things HARD. |
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?.... Because, he drinks 2 liter of milk daily. |
Don t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head becoz ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de. |
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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele." Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow. |
Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo. Ghuma ghuma k karo. Aage piche dono taraf karo, Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga * |
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Feelings of Girls after Exam & SX r same like- kitna lamba tha, kash thoda time aur mil jata, pehle kitna darr lag raha tha na.. baad me pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya, mera to chhoot gaya tha thoda, 3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aai, aage ka to thik tha, piche ka kitna mushkil tha. |
Ladkiya pant k niche kya pehenti hai? . .. ... Chappal!! .. U dirty Mind? .. Niche pucha tha, andar nahi! |
