Indiasms

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko
PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM
lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao,
lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Kripya Dhyaan De,
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Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Geeta mein likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai,
maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba
 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S
R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye
 tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat
se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot
 baar socha maine Par har baar
tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki
 majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko
itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye


Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali
se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai
usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar
 pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har
kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Kripya Dhyaan De,
.
.
.
.
.
.

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Geeta mein likha hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai,
maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba
 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S
R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye
 tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat
se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot
 baar socha maine Par har baar
tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki
 majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko
itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye


Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali
se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai
usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar
 pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har
kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki
barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho,
sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par
aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar
par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya
, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI
Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa
itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum
 aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari '
Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni
 Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao,
mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali
 ki badhai. 

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali
Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par
Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...


Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan
 chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop
and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar
nahin aaya.

Teacher: Agar apna character
sudharna hai to sab auraton ko
MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is
 se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam
karti hai, uske counter ke upar
 uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Hamara har lamha chura liya
aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha
 diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to
 di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar
 jeena sikha diya aapne.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa
nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab
peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost
milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum
 milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar
karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har
jagah HUM milenge.

Translation from hindi to
english, "Khushi ke mare uski
chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness,
 his chest became breast.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki
sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi,
usey to aap le gaye!

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar
acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar
choclate thi, pastry thi, milk
badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk j
aate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi
sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye
vo baat na kehna, Milte hain
hamare jaise dost bahut kam,
 Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu
 they mere, jinpar woh kashti
 chalate rahe. Manzil mile unhein
yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum
 aansu bahate rahe.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab
 tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge
 hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
 Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi,
milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
 mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun,
aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse
bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath
 lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki
awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

In a train compartment husband:
Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma
se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe
koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh
ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer
 to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth
 says: BOW BOW

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi
 sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji
 se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar
jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day
kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,
 ladke nahin badaltey

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
 Prashad mein Recharge Coupon
 diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko
bheje ja raha hai

Santa joined NASA. After one month
 the Americans had to change the name
from NASA to SATYANASA

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi,
padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara
serial order mein karna.

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
 kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka
pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega,
chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..

Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon
 se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to
 zamane ke liye hain.

Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe
 dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki
wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko
 bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid
he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him:
Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar
ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped -
 paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola
 ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Santa dials a number.
A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh
 phone kiya tha, yeh to
Ayodhya mil gaya.  

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum
kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar
 bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
 jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad
marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa,
chalo maine us saale master ka ghar
bhi dekh rakha hai.

Pappu was writing his father's
name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Ummido ki shama dil mein mat
jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat
basana... waise aaj mood main hu to
sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein
palke mat bichana.

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne
 ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne
ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage,
 aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita
di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki
baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.

Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har
 din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar
karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu
toh aapko khushi hogi.

 Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko
mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to
her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga.
Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga.
Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil
ke aur karib aane laga.

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the
 opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO
 NOT PUNCH ME.

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke
zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum
kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me
 jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi
 dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai,
kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya
hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto
ko... Zakham to humne phulo
 se paaya hai.

Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan
nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke
intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal
 ka kaam nahi.

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya
 humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
 Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain
 tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe
yaad kiya humne.

Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya
jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab
vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.

Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai?
Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?
 Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai;
to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?

Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon
pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki
wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko
bhi hamari zarorat hai..

Santa apni GF ko  I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.

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TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi
tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi
waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model
tumhe saunpa jayega..

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki
botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
 nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi
milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai
dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi
 dil se nahi milta.

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto
 ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon
 ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan
mein kitne dost mile hume par
 sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic
ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko
 kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar
likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me,
 ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,
 tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi,
 par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.

Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham
 khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar
 nahi, mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par,
 jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..

Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas
 tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par
, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath
haath mein, rahunga tere saath
saath main.

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil
 hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana
 mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar
 lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana
mushkil hota hai..

Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh
dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai

Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,
Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,
kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi. 

Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.

Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke  beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar..

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

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Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 142 Characters

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Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 158 Characters

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Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 102 Characters

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Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

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Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 126 Characters

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Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 148 Characters

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Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

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Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 108 Characters

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Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 162 Characters

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 86 Characters

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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 137 Characters

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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 168 Characters

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 151 Characters

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters

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Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 171 Characters

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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

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Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..

Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 168 Characters

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Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye...

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 143 Characters

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Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..

husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..

Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters

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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 131 Characters

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 180 Characters

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

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Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings Hindi SMS, 127 Characters

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Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 177 Characters

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 123 Characters

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Plz don't read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 180 Characters

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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 104 Characters

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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

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Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters

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Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 169 Characters

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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters

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  ;****;
o( @..@ )o
  "(---)"
Paichan kaun?


Bandar bi nai,


Monkey bhi nai,


Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

ASCII SMS, ASCII Hindi SMS, 122 Characters

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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 171 Characters

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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

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Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 161 Characters

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters

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What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters

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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 169 Characters

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Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 145 Characters

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Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 179 Characters

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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters

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Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 94 Characters

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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters

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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters

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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 137 Characters

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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 130 Characters

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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 107 Characters

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Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 128 Characters

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Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 133 Characters

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 175 Characters

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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 115 Characters

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Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 134 Characters

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She is Basanti
@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke
samne nahi nachti....

ASCII SMS, ASCII Hindi SMS, 182 Characters

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters

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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters

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God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?  
Apun bola NARAK !  
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 181 Characters

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ov      o

l    e   Y U

ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 126 Characters

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 143 Characters

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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 158 Characters

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.  

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 116 Characters

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 144 Characters

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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 112 Characters

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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 132 Characters

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Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 96 Characters

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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 153 Characters

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters

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Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters

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Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

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Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

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Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 112 Characters

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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 152 Characters

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Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

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Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters

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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters

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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 142 Characters

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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 152 Characters

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Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters

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Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

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Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

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Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

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Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

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Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 109 Characters

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Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

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Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 162 Characters

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Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 153 Characters

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 151 Characters

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Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 116 Characters

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 168 Characters

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 164 Characters

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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters

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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 140 Characters

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Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 137 Characters