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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand
aaya ho to baat aage chalayen. |
Saari raat guzar gayi
tere intezar mein |
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kuch log sirf 2 ghante kertay hain kuch log 4 ghante karte hain Aur kuch log to Puuri Puuri raat karte hain.... abe aapna mobile charge.... |
Munna bhai says: “Life mein 3 cheezon k peeche kabhi nahi bhaagne ka. Bole to….BUS…TRAIN… aur……LADKI…bole to inpe sidha chad jaane ka. |
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Jinke paas hai... wo haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... wo ungli dalke kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? ? Dirty Mind…… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH |
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . Books And Study |
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Pahle hath pe lo, fir sidha karo, fir muh
me dalo, fir thuk lagao, fir ghosao..... Kitna mushkil hai sui me dhaga dalna. |
Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya
ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi
niklenge. |
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Tujhe lita k lu? ya bitha k lu? ya tuje karu khada? fir teri jhuka jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata ki mai teri.. Photo kis-kis tarah se lu. |
Dalne laga mai, Chikhne
lagi wo, |
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your
legs? Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. |
Sardar sees front side of a girls T-Shirt that reads: HANDLE WITH CARE Next day sardar wears jeans & writes: CANDLE WITH HAIR. |
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Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo
me ghuma dena,Agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena..... Kameeno "HAATH" |
Aadmi ka Underwear ek MITHAI ki dukan hai, Jisme 1 Cream roll hai. 2 Gulab Jamun hai. kuch Sevaiya bhi hai aur khushi ke mauko par kheer bhi banti hai. |
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I am sending a LU#D for u L= Lots of Love U= Unlimited care #= Never ending friendship D= Deep affection so HOLD my LU#D and Enjoy your self. |
aisi kaun si jagah hai? Jaha admi aur aurat dono k baal ghungrale hote hai?? ? Dirty Mind? ? Kitna Ganda sochte ho? wo jagah hai WEST INDIES |
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Ufff kya karte ho. . . Door hat jao . . . Koi dekh lega kya soche ga . . . Akal nai hai kya? Uff abhi nahi karona Akele me karna Naak saaf |
