Aap subse Attractive, Beautiful, Cute, Decent, Fantastic, Intelligent, Lovable, Outstanding, Smart, Talented person ka SMS pad rahe hai.
Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata.
Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi, khwabon ki duniya bah gayi, abe teri kya izzat rah gayi jab ek jhakkas item tereko BHAIYA keh gayi.............."
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon, tere liye chand taare tak tod doon, khushiyo k darwaje tere liye khol doon, itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du
Abe o burai k rasgulle, pap ki barfi, bewafai k laddu, matlabi chuski, badmashi k pedhe, jhoot k kalakand ... Tu bada hi sweet hai re....
Birds luv u... Monkys luv u... Hippos luv u... Girrafe luv u... Chimpnze luv u.. PLEASE............. RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!! !
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ki tum ho Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?
Hum aapke ghar jarur aaenge, har WAQT aaenge, DINRAAT aaenge, aur aur .....Ghanti bajakar bhag jaenge.
Americans says cellphone was invested by us. Japanese says simcard was invested by us. but V Indians can proudly say missed call was invested by us.
Taj mahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba hai, kuch k liye pyar ka ehsaas hai, par hamare tumhare liye ye bakwaas hai kyunki roz badlati hamari tumhari Mumtaz hai.
Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna CHILLHAR bachayega?
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere Dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu Dil mange main Dil dedu, Tu jaan mange, bas yaar... Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahin , doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Rosni dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe, Dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe, kuch na dekar Dil lena koi Unse sikhe, SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!
Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne k liye SMS mil gaya, Magar ab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha
Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun. Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai. Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun.
If people says u r Crazy, B patiend. if they say u r monkey, relax. if they say u r stupid, B cool but if they say u r smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Ek aap ho kitne achhe ho, 1 aap ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 ek aap ho ki kitane sachche .... aur 1 hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hai
