Ankhon k liye gajar ka juse sehat k liye mosmi ka juse dimag k liye badam ka juse call nahi to miss call hi kar liya kar kanjuss.
Kitne hasin nazare hai magar tum nahi, Badal Bijli Taare hai magar tum nahi, u to khuda ne tumhe fursat se banaya hai, bas kami rahi yah lagai ek duum nahi.
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Baite tere khayalo me, kore kagaj pe likha tera naam, taswir bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigam, Jinda ya murda pakdne wale ko 500000000 inam.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!
E Dost teri Dosti k liye dunia chhod denge, teri taraf aaye Tufan ko mod denge, Lekin tune jo sath chhoda, kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- "kaun thi wo?" Hus-"Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi".
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai, nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai, gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai. Aap kya karne wale hai
Lakh kar lo nakhre tum hum Dilwale hi dulhania le jaeng, Dulha bhale koi bhi ho barat ki BUS hum hi chalaenge.
Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Mere SMS k charche jahan mein hone lage; log mere diwane hone lage, Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak k rone lage!
Agar aapko raat k tanhai me koi tang kare, Aapko karwate badlne me majboor kare, Chup k se kaan me kuch kahe aur chum le ........to ALLOUT lagao MACHHAR bhagao.
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!! Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu.. Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad liya..!!
Devdas k babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chhod do
kaun kehta hai bujurgo ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota. Yah bat alag hai ki un par kisi ko shak nahi hota.
A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega, Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR..... sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega.....!
Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai. Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai. Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai. Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.
