12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi
jaisa dikhta hai
Kya khilate ho? Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai. Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu
hai.
Eid ka
chand mushkil se dikhta hai. Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai
Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par aajkal aapka SMS mushkill se milta
hai.
Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota kimti
chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai
varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota
Jo asani se
mile wo hai gum, jo mushkil se mile wo hai Paisa, jo kissi-kissi
ko mile wo hai Pyaar, jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai. Unki deewangi mein hum ho gaye itne Deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Log kahte hai ki Pyar itna bhi mat karo ki Girl Friend sar par sawar ho
jaye,Hum kehte hai ki Pyar itna karo, ki Girl Friend ki Friend bhi apke
sath faraar ho jaye**
Har
nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har Dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana.. Par har Dil mein ek
mumtaz jarur rehti hai
Missed call
to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe
humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat Dil mai ho to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao...
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho...
Rule of
Boys, Phulo ki mahak churai nahi jati, Suraj ki kirne chupai nahi
jati, kitni bhi soni ho apni girlfriend, par dusro ki glfrnd bhulai
nahi jati!
Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na
Ulaj Jaya karo
Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,
Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,
Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo...
I am sorry
yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai baar tujhse baat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi
failta
Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum
na kahenge apko C U,Rahenge sath humesha Me & U,Kal Hum na rhe is duniya me,To rakhkr Phool meri Kabr par kehna "Stupid I miss U"
Kiss is not like Nokia.. Connecting
People Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is
like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Koi khat nahi,
koi khabar nahi, apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi, hum to apko yaad
karte hai har sans k sath, shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi.
subah ko
yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, shaam
ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya, aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to $M$ kiya.
