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Dost mere marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, agar wo dikh jaye to ek baar mera nikal k hila dena...
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abe hath
bye bye k liye

Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye Dhadakta tha aur Dhadakta rahega
Aur wo DIL hai.....
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 ur's own DEAR...!!!

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi

Toilet me ja baitha, to tumhari yaad aai,
kula jab dhoya to tumhari yaad aai,
pant jab uupar uthaya, to laga aur hagas(shit) aai.

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

Kashti chali kinara chhut gaya, aasma se sitara tut gaya,
tu bhi to aaj tak nahi sudhara, jaha dekhi deewar wahin moot gaya.

jaha dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.

Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada, Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada, Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada... Tu hi wo HaramZada

You are a GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu GHONCHU hi...

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