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Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

Aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti

Ho sakta hai Barish k baad asma nila na ho,
Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe aur Bistar gila na ho.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

'LIPS' Bhindi ki tarah, 'GAAL' Tamatar ki tarah, aur 'FACE' Gobhi ki tarah. Bhagwan ek Dost diya wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah. Sunahre sapno me khone se pehle chain ki neend sone se pehle mene socha tumhe yad dila du. SU SU Karke sona….

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

yaad aate hai wo suhane pal, jab hum tum shararat kiya karte the, hum Bandar k liye roye karte the aur tum apni photo dikha kar hume mana liya karte the.

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de**

sorry aap logo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha, kya koi apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakta hai. hum log tash khel rahe hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


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