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aj ki taza khabar: Sardar ne apni sagai
tod di. Kyunki ladki kunwari thi, Sardar ne socha- jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi. |
Ek admi ne sardar ji ko pucha: Public ne
aapko kyuu mara? Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai. |
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Ek sardar blue film dekh raha tha? achanak apni biwi ko usme dekh kar chouka aur gussaya, phir baad me hans kar bola- ye to film hai, koi real life thodi hai?" |
Sardar Ne Biwi Se Poocha: Aaj To Chicken
Bahut Tasty Hai, kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Hai Kya? Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayi Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya. |
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1 sardar daru k nashe me taxi me betha bola chalo airport chalo taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho sardar: yelo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana. |
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye,
mashoka le ker kahan nikle "Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye.."mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"! |
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Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne
jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !! "haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho. |
Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1
ghante se dekh raha tha WIFE: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? SARDAR: expiry date dhoond raha hu |
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Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking. |
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate hui mili Bhagwan ne pucha "aisa kyun"? sardar ne kaha- "MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHICH raha hai" |
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Sardar see a mobile tower with Red Lite On
Top Sardar: India is developing very fast, Now we have TRAFFIC SIGNAL for PLANES. |
what does a sardar ji scream, when the
money came out of the ATM machine...? ? ? I won... I won...? |
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Sardar Train me susu karne gaya, wife:apka pajama gila kaise hua? Sardar: waha likha tha... sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale. |
2 seater helicopter crashed on 'KABRISTAN' in panjab Next day news- PUNJAB me hawai jahaj gira Sardaro ne 250 lashe dhund nikali aur bhi talash jari hai. |
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Sardar:Express kitne baje ki hai? TT: 1baje Sardar: local? TT: 9 baje Sardar: malgadi? TT: 12baje, TT: kaha jana hai? Sardar: Patri pe tatti karni hai |
Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao Wife : Kaun apni kamwali? Sardar : Haa Wife : Kyun? Sardar : Doctor ne bola hai ki goli khao.. aur shanti k saath so jao. |
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Teacher ask 2 sardar student : A for? sardar: "apple" Teacher: "jor se bolo" Sardar: "JAI MATA DI" |
sardar ne apne ghar ki aadhi diwaar paint
karne ke baad niche likh diya. SAME AS ABOVE. |
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Gang of sardars broke a bank, but instead of cash they find glasses full of chilled lassi. Happily they drink lassi and left Next day's headline- SPERM BANK LOOTED |
Sardar- "Dr.saab, ye dava kisi bhi medical
store me nahi mili rahi hai" Dr- "OHH SORRY, medicine likhni to mai bhul hi gaya ye to mera signature hai" |
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Sardar ka bura din: Darwaja khola Kundi
hath me, Nal khola Toty hath me, Suitkess uthaya Handel hath me, ab dar raha hai su su karu ki na karu...? |
Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi, Dj wala
bola, kab tak Dj bajau? Party Owner- tu 12 baje tak baja de uske baad to saale generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rahege! |
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1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship
doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise? ? ? Ship band ho gaya aur sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye |
Sardar found cigarette in daughter's room: "o god ! She smoks?" he found wine: "o god !She drunks? "then he saw boy and "thank god! Ye sab to is ladke ka hai". |
