| 1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya
Kiya Jaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jaye. |
Sardar- Dr.main Khudko Bhagwan samjhne Laga
Hu Dr: Ye Problem kab Se Hai? Sardar: Jabse Maine ye Duniya Banai hai. |
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Sardar- Bachpan me Maa ki baat suni hoti to
aaj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge- Kya kehti thi maa? Sardar- Kaha na, kabhi baat suni hi nahi.. |
galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus
gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi. Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai. BAITHO... BAITHO..!! |
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Sardar was kissing a girl. Ek aadmi dekh
raha tha. Sardar:- Kya dekh raha hain? Aadmi:- Mera number kab aayega? Sardar:- Is ladki ke baad. |
Sardar got a job in AIRTEL customer: Hello my AIRTEL sim locked what to do? Sardar: dont take tention remove AIRTEL sim put BSNL, thank u for calling. |
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Bus chali...... Jhatka laga, 1 sardar 1
ladki pe ja gira, Ladki boli: badtameej kya kar rahe ho. Sardar bola: Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com. Kar raha hu.. |
Sardar: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Sardar: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. |
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Dr. k Band Clinic k aage lambi line thi, 1 sardar bar- bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete, sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga. |
Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir
maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye. Mummy: kamine aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki! |
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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi s band kar
leja raha tha, ye dekh kar 1 sardar hass hass k kehne laga 1 Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck! |
Train ruki to ek aadmi ne khidki k pass
baithe sardar se pucha- kaun sa Station hai? sardar bahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "Railway Station" |
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interviewer: where r u born, Sardar: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardar: kya which part whole body was born in punjab. |
a man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh
goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM |
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Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se
shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bachche... |
Sardar in a row to catch bus. after many
ladies got in the bus, he try to get in, DRIVER- no more, no more. Sardar- Morni, Morni to chada li, ab hum chadne lage to No mor. |
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 14th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu k pathe EVERY YEAR |
Dr. Sahab Plastic Surgery karwane me kitna
kharcha aayega Dr.- 5 lakh Sardar: agar 'Plastic' hum de to. |
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Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi, Jb hospital le gaye to dr. bola - in ka test hoga. Srdar bola- in ki umar zyada he test nahi one day ya 20-20 karva do. |
Sardar- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai, Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakti, sardar: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do. |
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In an interview Interviewer: How does an
electric motor run? Sardar: dhurrrrrrrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it Sardar: dhurr dhup dup dup dup! |
Nurse- mubarak ho apke ghar beta paida huwa
hai, sardar- wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital me hai, aur bachcha ghar paida huwa hai. |
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Sardar ki Girlfriend ne usko sms bheja "I
Miss U" Socho Sardar Ne Kya Reply Diya hoga? Socho? SochO "I Mr. U" |
Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath
wala free gift do. shopkeeper : uske saath koi free gift nahi hai, sardar : mujhe bevakuff mat samjo us par likha hai "DANDRUFF FREE" |
| 1 Sardar ko 1 machar preshan kar raha tha, tang aakar wo bed k niche so gaya, tabhi vaha 1 jugnu aa gaya, Sardar bola kamina ab torch leker dhund raha hai. |
Ek
sardar sukhi nadi me boat chala raha tha. |
