| Dogs were doing sx Boy- papa ye kya hai? Papa- ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha hai Boy- ajib kalyug hai..jisko sahara do wahi Ga#d marta hai. |
Madam- beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to
bahut naram Bachcha- arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho. |
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Dad gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi! khol raha. Dad: kal to uski suhagraat thi. Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine FEVICOL de diya bhul se. |
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant
pregnant. Confused Banta: How the hell? Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms. |
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Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world? Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE” |
Lady: Doctor bachcha wahin se nikalta hai na jahan Lu#d daalte hai? Doctor: Yes. Lady: Iska matlab mera bachcha mere muh se niklega !! |
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Husband: "Plz aaj karne do mai tumhare liye kapde la dunga. Wife: No...!! Husband: Jewar la dunga, Wife: No..!!!!! Beta bola: " Papa aap meri Ga#d maar lo par naya CYCLE dila do." |
Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye. Student: jalta hua bulb, Teacher: why? Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha do to muh me loongi" |
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Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai, Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don't u know any other styles? Lady: I know, but my dog doesn't….!!! |
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to f~ck her in the ass. Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai |
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Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi
chalaao. Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao |
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai. Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai. |
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Gabbar: Basanti tatti kar. Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne tatti mat karna ye log tujhe paani nahi denge aur mujhse teri Ga#d chatwaaenge! !! |
Wife:"Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi ne kata hai" Dr.: "oh!, suujh gaya, Dard bhi hai kaya?" Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki Dawa do, suujan rahne do. ! |
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Swami: hamesha apne se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko
Bahan mano. Sardar: BaBa aisa karo ye Lu#d aap rakh lo, JadiButi kutne ke kaam aayega. |
College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar bola, "miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye, Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai". |
| Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". |
Teacher- teri shikayat aayi k tu gaali bakta hai. Student- sir, maine to kabhi kisi behnch~d ko gali nahi di pata nahi kis m#d#rch~d ne aapki Ga#d me ungli ki hai. |
