| 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein SX style kya hona chahiye? Doc: Doggy style. Man: Aapka matlab peeche se…? Doc: Nahin, sirf suungh aur chaat k. |
Sardar ko chirag mila, ragda to jinn nikla.- Kya hukum hai mere aaka? Sardar: mera Lu#d road touch kare aisa kuchh kardo. - Jinn ne sardar ki dono tange kat di. |
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A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him " AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?" He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !" |
Ek Bar ek shaitan uperwale se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, uperwala haskar bola ja tujhe ''WHISPAR" bana diya. |
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Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai. Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega. |
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne
ki jagah dikhaao. Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao. |
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Pati- "aao SX kare " Patni- "pehle Condom to lagao" Pati- "Condom to pata nahi maine kaha rakh diya" Patni- "ye roz ki bakarcho#i se to achcha hai ki Lamination karwa lo" |
Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati
hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai..... "Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo.....!!" |
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Rocket & Plane Plane says: "yaar Rocket tum itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?" Rocket: "yeh to wohi jaane jis k ga#d main AAG lagi ho...." |
Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee" |
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Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue
paper lakar deti hai, Sardar kehta hai : "Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!" |
Sardar G to his friend: "yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek
kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai" Friend: "Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai". |
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Pandit fati dhoti pehan k Mandir mein maatha tekne jhuka to ek aurat ne
Daan Peti samajh k Sikka dal diya. Pandit mudkar bola ab ghanta bhi baja lo. |
Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di.. Sardar-'madarc#:d teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya? Kabutar-'bhenc#:d to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.' |
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Lady: Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya? Man: sali uske baju ka board pad lika hai " CONDOM ISTEMAL KARIYE" to kya Bus mein karu. |
Pair dabate hue saas ka ghaghra sarak gaya, Bahu ne PRANAM kiya. Saas
boli: Are ye kya kar rahi hai? Bahu boli: Are Sasu G yahi to hai mere Pati ki Janm bhumi aur Sasur ki Karm bhumi. |
| santa and banta lost in a jungle.after 2 days of struggle for food and water santa asked to banta.yaar meri ga#d maar le.bunta why?santa Replied: "yaar kuch to ander jayega" |
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani- Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge..... Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. |
