Indiasms

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daru se Dosti lever ko khatra randi se Dosti lu#d ko khatra mere se Dosti ga#d ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE	daru se Dosti lever ko khatra randi se Dosti lu#d ko khatra mere se Dosti ga#d ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
Arz kiya hai..... College se nikalte hi kitaabe seene se laga leti ho, Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi DABA leti ho !!!!	aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho, Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho, Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.
Waqt nahi ab rone ka, Waqt hai baccha hone ka, tab kyoun nahi royi thi, jab chipak chipak ke soi thi, jab kiya hai to bharo, tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo.	Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate, Arj kiya hai........ Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate.. to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!
Gaon ki gori badi hi bholi, bra utaari panty kholi, bed pe soli, Ghagra utha k mujhe boli 'nikaal pichkari khele holi' "happy holi"	Have SX daily, jab bhi milay woh akeli, woh nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni hatheli, but have SX daily!
Palat k dekh zalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain, husn tum rakhti ho to, jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain.. gehrai tum rakhti ho to, lambaai hum bhi rakhte hain!	Arz kiya hai… Dhire Se Thoko Sanam, Mehengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai, 10 Inch k Lu#d Ko, Zindgi bhar Chalaanaa Hai.....!
urkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par... Murkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par..... Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati..... us karodo ke byaaj par.......!	neem ka patta kadwa hai, pak!stan bhadwa hai. bhago bhago aaya bhut, pak!stan ki maa ki ch~t, pak!stan ki kya pehchan.... khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu..... Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.	Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki, Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki, bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa..... Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.
Arz kiya hai..................... ankhon me vahi jaam liye... Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye... Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!	Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse, aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan, ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.	Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai, Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai, Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.

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