neem ka patta kadwa hai, pak!stan
bhadwa hai.
bhago bhago aaya bhut, pak!stan ki maa ki ch~t,
pak!stan ki kya pehchan....
khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....
Ek to tum sharmate
bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.
Na
jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,
Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,
bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....
Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.
Arz kiya
hai.....................
ankhon me vahi jaam liye...
Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...
Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
Raat
bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.
Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane
ko?
ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
milta hai sirf hilane ko.
Subah-Subah
jab khidki khole,
Fruitvale zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kele,
kam pade to mera lele.
Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
